18.2.13

Last Call for Overlords



The window of opportunity to join our future overlords is closing fast as globalism, technology and our perverted system of governance conspire to create a permanent underclass.

All of us with regular jobs need to strap on helmets, knee and elbow pads and prepare for a jettisoning. Recovery for the middle class is not what the master architects are planning this time.

Our leaders (at the beck and call of the wealthiest Americans, according to the messages being transmitted to my tinfoil hat) are doing their best to ensure the creation of a permanent underclass, POPULATED BY US. You and me. The suckers who have it pretty good right now and therefore can’t be bothered to rouse ourselves from our latte-sodden, technologically cheap-and-convenient slumber.

Half of you just left this page to search cute kitten videos on YouTube.  

If you want to get on top, you’d better grab for that ring now. The American Dream is playing what’s turned out to be a pretty limited engagement.

When you peek behind the whitewash of red-white-and-blue, we aren’t very different from China or Russia. Apparently, whichever “C” you start with (capitalism, communism), it all ends in oligarchy.

Education, the vaunted pathway out of poverty, is being systematically dismantled, along with all basic social services. (Haven’t you heard? Government is a failure.) Eventually, state-supported education will be doled out via voucher to a lucky few lottery winners while the same vouchers reimburse our “betters” for their private school tuition. Dibs on the sci-fi movie.

Not that it matters much anyway, since the available workload is both shrinking (due to technology and outsourcing) and at the same time being devalued. With a few notable exceptions, people with specialized skills and education are undercut when the overlords find cheaper and cheaper hires to gobble up more of their duties.

Minimum wage is the inevitable reality for more and more of us. Given the speed with which things are changing, the current minimum wage battle is one the middle class had better carefully consider. It might not be our take-home pay next year, but it’s quickly becoming the basic calculus on which our worth is figured. Scratch that: Turns out corporate heads are now figuring our worth based on minimum wage in Haiti.

The Industrial Revolution created winners and losers, and it’s unavoidable that the unprecedented formation of a global, techno-economy will do the same. But the results of the shakeout shouldn’t be permanent. We’re the USA! We pool our resources to create equal opportunity. We reward hard work… Oh wait. That takes tax money, and a living wage, and those things are incredibly unpopular with EVERYONE.

Never mind. It’s too late. Enjoy these last few years of relative prosperity. Go back to your kitten videos.